Ihunnaya Chioma Nosiri-Okammor
Rank and Position
Ministress of Disinformation
Crimes Against Department
Hasn't shown up on time for anything, ever
Told medical students that PHPB stands for "Probably Have Pneumonia Buddy"
Apprehended
Attempting to mail letters laced with breastmilk to Faculty officials
"8:17 of Hearts"
Pediatric Errorists
Identification Cards
PVT. JARED CARUSO SUFFERING FROM PTSD AFTER LAPTOP MALFUNCTIONS STAY TUNED TO PNN FOR FURTHER UPDATES