Cassan Nelsein
  • Rank and Position
    • Chief Resident Dictator
  • Crimes Against Department
    • Caught measuring up Stanberry's office in anticipation of next promotion
    • Offered asylum in ER but chose instead to accept post-regime position as Assistant Director the the Undersecretary to the Chief Residency Coordinator
  • Last Known Location
    • Appeared briefly on UTMB TV, though many experts think this may have been a body double
    • Now believed to be hiding in the tunnels and catacombs of mysterious "M" level of Children's Hospital
"Ace of Spades"

Pediatric Errorists
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